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From her review of Tropic
Thunder:
Tropic Thunder is a movie
about people filming a movie based on a Vietnam war novel written by a
Mr. “Four leaf” Tayback. Pay attention because this can get confusing
with all the movie talk within a movie. The actors are playing actors.
Downey is playing an Australian who is playing an African American
soldier. It’s utter madness. The opening scene of Tropic Thunder is the
plateau of action in the movie that they’re making. All the action is
obviously a fake war scene, but it has some deliciously fake injuries
followed with some deliciously fake blood and guts. After that however,
the action stops and the comedy takes over.
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From her look back at
First Blood (which some people think was Rambo I but
technically wasn't)
Best line:
*Rambo sneaks up next to a passing national guard truck and jumps in,
pressing a knife to the throat of the driver. The driver, shaken, looks at
Rambo. Rambo:
"Don’t look at me, look at the road. That’s how
accidents happen."
Best Explosion:
Rambo blows up a jeep, which rolls into a gas station, which explodes,
causing the flaming wreckage to fly into a nearby car dealership lot, wherein
all the parked cars also explode.
Click here to explore the Action Flick
Chick's full review of First Blood.
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Incoming from Comic Con:
NBC's Heroes. SPOILER ALERT!!!!
Heroes episode 1 of season 3: "Villains" is packed full of
everything that the fans have been craving since they aired the first
season. Its action packed and chock full of plot. Enough happens in the
first episode that could really be spread out into five episodes. There
are more special effects, more use of everyone’s powers, and more action
than the first two seasons combined. The writers really kicked it up a
notch after seeing that the fans were getting bored with the second
season. If the rest of the season is even half as good as the first
episode then this is going to rock the socks off of everyone. It is
definitely worth tuning into this upcoming fall to find out what happens.
Here’s what
happens in the first episode . . . .
Click here to discover the Heroes
secrets.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
Best Kill:
Rambo is running from the Vietnamese and Russians. He meets up with a lone Vietnamese soldier. The soldier shoots at Rambo repeatedly, and Rambo never even flinches. He stands there and stares at the soldier. The soldier runs out of ammo, looks at Rambo, and runs the other direction. Rambo ever so slowly raises his bow and takes aim. He shoots the soldier with one of his exploding arrow heads, causing him to explode. Nothing was left of this guy, not even his boots.
Best line:
Rambo gets captured and is being
tortured. The Russian bad guy commands that Rambo get on the radio and
make a call to the American headquarters from which he came and tell
them that he is still alive but has been condemned, etc. Rambo replies .
. . .
Click here to learn Rambo's words
of wisdom.
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Rambo III
Rambo III gives you all the action you desire and
leaves you wanting nothing. In this flick we even get to see Richard
Crenna kick some ass, not bad for an old guy. I have finally figured
out, after three Rambo movies, why Richard Crenna is in all of them. He
is Rambo’s hype man; Most of Crenna’s lines consist of things like “You
don’t have to hunt Rambo, he’ll hunt you.” Or “I hope you brought a big
enough supply…of body bags.” He’s the Rambo equivalent of Flavor Flav.
This time, Rambo teams up with the Afghani people to fight Soviet Russia
in order to save the colonel. Rambo teams up to fight alongside the very
people that our American soldiers are fighting against today. One
wonders why we don’t see this on TV often.
Click here to see what the Rambo
hype is all about.
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Rambo (the fourth one)
Amount of time before Rambo related action: ~ 19
mins
Best Explosion: In the middle of the jungle, there
is an old world war bomb that never detonated. While running from the
Burmese military (after the remaining soldiers stumble on the corpses of
a few zillion of their dead comrades that Rambo took out the night
before), Rambo sets up a mine on the bomb. He leads them there by tying
a piece of the American woman’s shirt to the mine and then covering the
mine with leaves. The Burmese dogs lead them to the shirt, confused the
military picks it up and sets off the mine, also setting off the bomb.
This explosion is so great that it makes when the Mothership in
Independence Day blew up the White House look like a pile of pop rocks
with coca-cola poured on it.
Learn more about Rambo's
alternative to retirement.
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Die Hard
Despite all the gruesome shots, the most shocking
scene of the whole movie comes a little later. There’s a point where
Carl Winslow is standing outside, deep in contemplation. The camera pans
up to a sign that shows…. Cover your children’s eyes, lock the doors,
and tell your Amish friends to go home. Are you ready for this? The gas
price in Los Angeles in 1988 was….74 cents per gallon.
Gaaasssppp!! I know, I was scared too, but I think it was for
real. If it was 74 cents in LA, it was probably 10 cents everywhere else
in the world. Oh the good old days.
Back to the movie . . . .
So how many
yippie-ki-yays does she bestow upon Bruce?
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