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Interviewing People Cooler Than Me
series by Justin Poole
Part One: Major Victory
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Over the
past year, I have had the privilege to interview a multitude of
celebrities and professionals from comic, movie, and television
industries about fan behavior and their experiences with fans.
At Wizard
World Dallas 2007 I was allowed to speak with an extremely funny
individual, Major Victory. Major Victory was a contestant in the first
season of Who Wants to Be A Superhero? Though Feedback was the
final contestant of the first season of Who Wants to Be A Superhero?,
after this interview I believe Major Victory was the one who truly came
away from the show a winner, and most definitely not a wiener.
Immediately
after I give Major Victory the microphone, he begins to serenade me.
Major
Victory: Thanks for the memories. This is the time…(he begins to hum
the rest of the tune).
JP:
Umm, I just started recording
MV:
What? Sorry, Hey, thanks for coming out. Where you from? (He pauses as if
he is waiting for someone in an unknown audience to respond.) No? Oh ok,
where are we?
At this
moment I already am having trouble keeping a straight face.
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JP: My
name is Justin Poole
MV: HEY
JUSTIN!!
JP: I
am speaking with Mr.?
MV: Uh,
no, just Major Victory. No Mr. in front of that.
JP:
What exactly has surprised you about fan behavior?
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MV:
Basically, they come over and start talking about their dog. Its weird
because, you know, you’d think them being my fans, they would talk about
me. But, they end up talking about their dog. Pretty shocking.
JP: Over
the course of time that you have been going to conventions, what have
you seen change with fan behavior?
MV: Well,
It doesn’t really change. There are two different types of fans that
come to comic conventions: the people who dress up, and the people who
don’t dress up. I prefer the person who dresses up so I don’t feel so
damned ashamed of myself. (Grins and laughs.) Uh. Hello. Is this
thing on (taps the microphone)
JP: When do
you find yourself acting or feeling like a fan?
MV: I guess
when I’m combing my hair. I love my hair. (Looks over to his wife,
Mrs. Victory.) You thought that was funny.
She
merely smiles and shakes her head no.
MV: Right
on.
JP: What
would you like to see the fans do more of?
MV: More
massages. I love being touched. I do.
Mrs.
Victory punches him in the arm.
Mrs. V:
You
love being touched? (Punches him in the arm again and laughs.)
MV: Not
hit. Touched.
She
strokes his arm.
MV: Ow.
That hurt.
She
kisses his arm as he looks away as if he is going to cry.
JP: Have
you experienced rude fans, and how have you dealt with them?
MV:
Usually, getting back to the dog, they kind of…SIT! (mimics training
a dog to sit) I’m like the dog wisperer, but like the fan whisperer.
SIT! They get a little..SIT! You know the little thing on their neck.
You know. (looks again at his wife) No? That’s what I do. I ask
them to quit spitting on me. That’s a big one. Please put your clothes
back on. Please get off that. PLEASE, stop that. Those kind of things
like that. They work really well.
Mrs. V: I
don’t know if you had enough coffee this morning.
MV: I had
lots of coffee.
Mrs. V:
Maybe you had too much.
MV:
Basically, looking at a fan right in the eyes and just pleading with
them. Please. GET OFF!! Yeah. All rright.
JP: Is
there anything else you would like to tell us about your experience with
fans or fan behavior?
MV:
Basically. Love my fans. They’re cool. They’re funny. They’re unique.
They…they love Major Victory. Which is really cool, I don’t understand
it. It’s a nice feeling. (turns to his wife) Honey, you're one of
my biggest fans.
Mrs. V:
Yes. Yes, I am.
MV: I have
a lot of success with my fans. I’d just like to leave you with this. Be
a winner, not a wiener.
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